The Arkansas Razorbacks Quiz
What's the difference between the Arkansas Razorbacks and the Taliban?
The Taliban has a passing game.
What do the Arkansas Razorbacks and Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Oh, God!"
How do you keep a Arkansas Razorbacks player out of your yard?
Paint it to look like an end zone.
Where do you go in Fayetteville in case of a tornado?
Reynolds Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.
Why doesn't Little Rock have a Div 1A football team?
Because then Fayetteville would want one.
Why was Houston Nutt upset when the Razorback playbook was stolen?
Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
What's the difference between the Arkansas Razorbacks and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. (Think the Vanderbilt game.)
What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Bowl Championship Series?
The Arkansas Razorbacks.
What do the Arkansas Razorbacks and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(pinched and modified from here.
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